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Quote from: BarbStAubrey on Yesterday at 12:18:43 AMI can't believe the size of these auditoriums - I don't think we have anything that can match in size holding this many people. Regardless of size leave it to Andre Rieu to have fun
Believe it or not, that place can only hold 17,000 people (not counting the seats on the "floor" probably). While there are some big arenas in Europe, most pro sports stadiums (and even a lot of college football stadiums) can hold more people than that.
Here's one I'm sure I've posted before, but is always worth watching again. The Danish National Symphony Orchestra doing a couple of songs from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Featuring Tuva Semmingsen doing "wa wa" vocals and whistling, with Christine Nonbo Anderson doing soprano vocals on "The Ecstasy of Gold".
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Village Clubhouse~Place For Fun! / Re: "Jokes and Humor"
Last post by RAMMEL - Yesterday at 09:15:58 PMSubject: FW: Steven Wright
Steven Wright once said, "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates."
Here are some more of his gems:
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My mechanic said, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
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Oh it is the windmills eh? Your Chief Felon is listening and has banned them. Rescinded the EPA rules for water usage in many house hold appliances. Enjoy the increase in water bills!
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Hello my friends! We stood in doorways or sat in them today to watch 2 Amish workers install cupboards they got on wall finished and will be back tomorrow to work on another wall. Then they go down the middle and do two ends. Then a lot of them will be getting marble tops. There will also be a new stove and fridge. A long way to go yet!! But it will be gorgeous when done!!
We got a lot of that snow too. And daughter Cathy is in Houston welcoming her new grandson. And they are all suffering the snow. Daughter Cindy in Tulsa OK area is fighting snow too! She said they don't even plow the streets down there!
Time to think about supper. Guess I better get off my chair and help! Have a good rest of the day and a great tomorrow!!
We got a lot of that snow too. And daughter Cathy is in Houston welcoming her new grandson. And they are all suffering the snow. Daughter Cindy in Tulsa OK area is fighting snow too! She said they don't even plow the streets down there!
Time to think about supper. Guess I better get off my chair and help! Have a good rest of the day and a great tomorrow!!
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Pity you don't understand the difference between innocent people who are being threatened with prosecution/retribution and the people who actually committed crimes and horrid crimes against law enforcement, but then MAG wants the US to fail, as they want a dictator-so they got one. Hail to the felon! Let me know in 6 months how you like living under a dictator
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Quote from: BarbStAubrey on Yesterday at 02:34:43 PMRammel by solar snow removal am I correct thinking that means allowing the sun to melt the snow rather than the traditional shovel removal?That's it. It's worked well for years - especially on blacktop and dark colored cars.
Barb - Bad driving, even here where people should know better, they don't think to slow down a bit when it gets bad on the roads. There's always someone that has to beat you to wherever.
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Village Clubhouse~Place For Fun! / Re: ASSOCIATION
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